The Camel Sandwich

Uploaded by i_love_nickelback on May 2nd 2009, 06:34 PM

This is my first song, so please be gentle! =P lololol. This was inspired by a dream I had, it went like this: I'm asleep in my room, where suddenly a man, who looks just like me, but with an eye patch, kinda like a sea pirate, but.....we weren't on the sea, so like a land pirate lolol. Anyway, he proceeded to levitate above the ground and in a deep voice he spoke to me these words of wisdom,"There is no cheese, the priest of Luxemberg howls in agony over the death of his pet rabbit, why must you be so sentimental in his time of need?" To which I replied, "I suppose I should consult my magic bowling ball." So I rose from my bed and began to slowly lick the onion of fortune, the taste was bittersweet. Then suddenly, a great white light appeared before my ears, the sound of a hundred china men churning butter soared through the air like soundwaves. The man once again spoke, but this time with an Irish accent, "One day you will understand the consequences of your actions young one. God does not look down, but up, because he too understands the teachings of the wise man. For they know all and are all knowing in their knowness. I hope this condrigation has proved worthwhile, I must be go now." And so he left, I waved goodbye, he did not. The next morning I ate Cheerios, because Corn Flakes gets kinda boring sometimes, god bless ants..................blants. And blants for reading about my dream, enjoy listening with the ears! P.S About the title of the song, it's a a metaphorical question lol.

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  • yuh : i love your name
    on September 1st 2009, 09:52 PM
  • Jredd : Captain planet...covered in mayonnaise. We should be friends ha ha ha ha!
    on August 2nd 2009, 12:46 AM
  • Cyberdelic : dude youre fucking insane your stories are hilarious like what the fuck how much acid do you drop
    on July 20th 2009, 10:02 PM
  • i_love_nickelback : Jredd. I usually get new inspiration for a track when I buy new furniture, or when I smother myself in mayonnaise and run around my basement pretending I'm Captain Planet. HEART POWER!! lololol
    on July 10th 2009, 08:30 PM
  • Jredd : This is one of the oddest things I have ever heard. How in the hell did you make this?
    on July 8th 2009, 04:20 AM
  • chalices of the past : Trolllllllllll. Despite that, parts of this actually remind me of DAT Politics. This isn't chip in the slightest though...
    on July 8th 2009, 04:14 AM
  • i_love_nickelback : I'm glad everyone likes it! I totally agree, we should have a Nickelback appreciation section, it'd make this site way cool. I'll post more tracks up soon!
    on May 7th 2009, 06:09 PM
  • Steve : This is the best song ever made! You can really hear the Nickelback influence in the track, especially the last 10 seconds.
    on May 4th 2009, 11:52 PM
  • TILT : how sick is that? wired stuff i like it
    on May 4th 2009, 02:40 PM
  • Dead Beat Blast : no we don't
    on May 3rd 2009, 06:54 AM
  • acidfingers : We need a Nickelback appreciation section of the site.
    on May 2nd 2009, 11:28 PM
  • Deepearthvoid : sounds like some khole shit
    on May 2nd 2009, 08:32 PM
  • little-scale : nice one
    on May 2nd 2009, 07:16 PM
  • Derris-Kharlan : i LOVE this
    on May 2nd 2009, 07:09 PM
  • Pompei : "For they know all and are all knowing in their knowness." WTFLOL. x2
    on May 2nd 2009, 07:09 PM
  • Ahh! Zombies! : "For they know all and are all knowing in their knowness." WTFLOL. I hate Nickelback, too. =[ But yeah, this was crazy. And it wasn't bad. Don't listen to velo. xD
    on May 2nd 2009, 06:43 PM
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