A--nie Rabu Damon. (It's A--nie Love.)

Uploaded by chibi-tech on January 13th 2010, 02:19 AM

Original JP title: ア○ニーラブだもん。 Joke entry, entered in Famicompo Mini vol.6's original section.                                                                                                                              Probably based on a true story, this is a heart-breaking tale between a teacher and his mischevious pupil's seductive pleas for a long-time Japanese finger-clasping tradition.                                                                                                                              Shameless pastiche of early 90s R&B wank I used to listen to in the radio from the likes of Jodeci, Shai, Keith Sweat, and R. Kelly. That, and series like Kodomo no Jikan. Hmmm, and also certain books I managed to buy in Toranoana one fateful day. With surprising traps underneath. Yep. (actually, TECHNICALLY this means I beat MOSAIC.WAV to the punch on the whole おとこの娘 meme by a few days ohohohohoho! ohoho! OHO!)                                                                                                                              Original format: NSF (2A03 + VRC6).                                                                                                                              Lyrics (japanese + english): http://www.nanjamonja.com/muzak/ananierabudamon_scenario.txt                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           UPDATE: It has recently come to my attention that certain elements to this BLIPPY 8-BIT NES SONG are somehow deemed offensive and surprisingly considered realistic! Thus I am forced to append a legal-ninja friendly disclaimer!                                                                                                                              The carefully-articulated NES/VRC6 pulsewaves, as overtly convincing and believable as they may seem to even the most discerning ear, are NOT REAL VOICES. Yes, I know it's difficult to re-think what you originally thought was a genuine nymph in the flesh, but please believe me when I say that they really are fake! Really, I'm serious. None of this is real, and if you were to mistake this as a real-life situation, you probably have more serious issues to deal with. No actual people, be it your own son or daughter that you dress up as a skanky whore anyway to school, to the good ol' elderly chums having that lemon party... have been molested or raped in the making of this BLIPPY 8-BIT NES SONG. Well, okay... besides myself. During the programming of this song I was imagining in my mind that I was finally working in that maid cafe that I always wanted to work at and was having a calpis bottle shoved up by my lovely goshujin-sama〜〜♡ The whole creation process was pretty much talking/screaming/moaning to myself like "'あああぁっ……せんせいっ…' okay that pitch starts at E-4... boom! perfect commands!" The 'Koe de Oshigoto' series has taught me very well after all! Okay, maybe that was TMI.                                                                                                                              Furthermore... even if the scenario was somehow deemed real, EVERY CHARACTER PORTRAYED IN THIS STORY IS AT LEAST 18 YEARS OR OLDER! "Tibitekutyan no Otintin Co., Ltd." has a zero-tolerance policy on this, and will not condone the portrayal of underage talent in such a fashion. Especially in a BLIPPY 8-BIT NES SONG. In fact, it's just my hunch... but I have a feeling that the youngest-portrayed character in this story is no less than 29 years old. Don't ask me why, I just have this funny feeling it's the case! Just remember that people are starting to look younger & younger every generation!                                                                                                                              tl;dr: BLIPPY. 8-BIT. NES. SONG.                                                                                                                              Anyway... thank you for your understanding, and GAWD BLESS AMERIKKUH. Even if I no longer live there.

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  • an-cat-max : also i demand an uncut version ;)
    on March 15th 2010, 02:05 PM
  • an-cat-max : rock on
    on March 15th 2010, 12:16 PM
  • Derris-Kharlan : SHH G-Zom. Don't say that. He was trying to NOT get arrested for writing this song about Dauragon.
    on February 8th 2010, 12:42 AM
  • G-Zom : D'awww, you made a song about Dauragon!
    on February 6th 2010, 01:32 PM
  • 8GB : G-funk!
    on January 26th 2010, 10:40 AM
  • ZAZI : haha ... the little beeps are awesome ... like radio censoring ... fucking whicked
    on January 24th 2010, 02:16 PM
  • retroboytimo : haha, I'm amazed by how you managed to use the vrc6 channel and made it articulating! that's the best part about this song, and I don't know what kind of thoughts IIemily has, but I hadn't imagine a rape story of a 6 year old girl.
    on January 24th 2010, 02:13 PM
  • kulor : When's the uncensored version coming?!?
    on January 24th 2010, 02:05 PM
  • TAB : chibi-tech : IIemily: LOL what's next? 8-bit terrorism? I'm kinda surprised you were able to make an actual X-rated song. A+
    on January 23rd 2010, 05:17 PM
  • chibi-tech : IIemily: Though the articulation of NES pulsewaves may have been painstakingly realistic and believable, I assure you that those voices of that "girl" are not real.
    on January 22nd 2010, 10:53 PM
  • kulor : IIemily: Girl?
    on January 22nd 2010, 04:26 PM
  • vytong : is ure pic hentai?? lolz
    on January 19th 2010, 10:05 AM
  • Riup : amazing, the lyrics are crazy though lol
    on January 18th 2010, 10:56 PM
  • Deepearthvoid : your music is beyond incredible! when i found out you weren't actually from japan and you were somewhat in range of me i kind of freaked out. I've looked everywhere but i can't seem to find a lot of your music. I got all the .nsf files but do you have any albums out or anything? This is seriously inspiring shit. I also would really be interested in seeing you live (not in japan though)
    on January 17th 2010, 06:52 PM
  • Austin : Lol oh god this makes me feel so dirty! I can't believe I missed this.
    on January 17th 2010, 05:46 PM
  • Rage Kill Glory : i cant stop imagining sonic seducing amy in soft focus, pouring her champagne lying on a tigerskin rug etc. is that wrong?
    on January 17th 2010, 03:27 PM
  • miau : I need this youtubed with subtitles and an apropriate image slideshow for showing it to lazy people with short attention spans :P The world should know about this!
    on January 17th 2010, 03:55 AM
  • enso : The parts when she says "sensei~~!" are just brilliant.
    on January 14th 2010, 11:41 PM
  • Sabrepulse : scares the willies out of me everytime I hear it
    on January 14th 2010, 03:44 PM
  • mcfiredrill : gives me the chills!
    on January 14th 2010, 03:36 PM
  • Sabrepulse : scares the willies out of me everytime I hear it
    on January 14th 2010, 03:35 PM
  • Faking Amnesia : Hahaha that was so cool. I loved how you bleeped out the lyrics.
    on January 14th 2010, 02:28 PM
  • Disco Dumpster : amazingtastic! love the vocal blips and lol'd at the lyrics
    on January 14th 2010, 01:25 PM
  • 2xAA : Oh no! Broken link, great song though =J
    on January 14th 2010, 09:33 AM
  • Nestrogen : Super 90's cheesy R&B. I keep hearing "woo" in my head. SWEET STUFF HERE!
    on January 14th 2010, 03:54 AM
  • Human Amongst Robots : at first i was like what are those random beeps?! til i read the lyrics...lol very nice....I know this seems so pervy but that booty looks so cool
    on January 13th 2010, 10:24 PM
  • neotericz : great work Chibi !!!
    on January 13th 2010, 10:21 PM
  • L-tron : This is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jail bait..lol...one of my fav chip tunes ever!
    on January 13th 2010, 06:09 PM
  • Super Dimension Fortress : Genius. Sickening genius.
    on January 13th 2010, 04:47 PM
  • swampyboy : nooooooooooo
    on January 13th 2010, 03:31 PM
  • Nobody : This was the best famicompo song. You deserved first place :D
    on January 13th 2010, 02:15 PM
  • Select : Good stuff, but 80kbps quality and mono recorded?...
    on January 13th 2010, 01:56 PM
  • Acedio : I laughed when I heard this song for the first time yesterday, but now that I read the lyrics it's even more hilarious/ridiculous!
    on January 13th 2010, 01:14 PM
  • Pompei : BEST SONG ON FAMICOMPO 6! You have no idea how many times I listened to this. Entry 56. :)
    on January 13th 2010, 12:23 PM
  • mikrobotmen : marvellous!
    on January 13th 2010, 11:18 AM
  • Sparkyboy : Wow just wow. This is absolutely amazing. Brilliant!
    on January 13th 2010, 10:21 AM
  • Random : Nothing less than brilliant! Made me happy :) It's nice that you win the whole compo with a "joke entry". :)
    on January 13th 2010, 08:03 AM
  • Dauragon187 : This is the best the best the best the best the best the best
    on January 13th 2010, 07:51 AM
  • Cats : liking the kicks on this
    on January 13th 2010, 05:49 AM
  • Handheld Heroes : omg the lyrics omg omg omg i feel so fucked up now cause ive been playing rapelay all week
    on January 13th 2010, 05:05 AM
  • Handheld Heroes : oh god ive been listening to this non stop for days since someone sent me an mp3 from the famicompo so so good.
    on January 13th 2010, 05:00 AM
  • Emar : most original idea ever, the censoring of the lyrics...CLASSIC!!
    on January 13th 2010, 04:40 AM
  • ant1 : It's "na" under the "--" - ananie.
    on January 13th 2010, 04:18 AM
  • RaulPutt : I wish I could have told you (and all other craft) to pull up... Maybe to take evasive action... o yeah-- also, Lawlz @ the R. Kelly reference... Is that the part where it sounds like a young girl is getting pee'd on?
    on January 13th 2010, 02:42 AM
  • Frash : Lol! Although I can't get what's under the -- :O
    on January 13th 2010, 02:42 AM
  • Blitz Lunar : it's a trap
    on January 13th 2010, 02:29 AM
  • OverCoat : brilliant
    on January 13th 2010, 02:25 AM
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