Heavy Like A Snorlax (NEScore joke song)

Uploaded by PlayItLoud! on July 21st 2009, 08:47 PM

I PLAY RED AND BLUE!/ I'll never forget those days/ traveling the 8-bit lands/ capturing wild pokemon with my badges in hand/ but when card designs grew thin/ you went past 151/ was all the pokedollars made/ worth all the pokeblood?/ As a child, i caught them all/ but then your greed began their ultimate downfall/ level 97 Charzard was no match for your corporate war machine!/ these new ones don't even look the same/ so i'll just keep playing the old games/ if i wanted to battle robots i'd still be watching Gundam Wing/ POKEBALL (POKEBALL) GO!/ i should have known (should have known better)/ when they made the yellow one/ it was a sign of the destruction/ and all the lameness that was to come/ straight to video releases/ and pokemon monopoly/ you thought a musical was a good idea?/ they made Pikachu look like Chuck E. Cheese!/ As a child, i caught them all/ then creative bankrupcy left me appalled/ Money Grab was Super Effective!!! against my childhood dreams/ these new ones are super lame/ so i'll just keep playing the original games/ if i wanted to battle robots i'd still be watching Gundam Wing . . .

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  • Klaws56 : This is amazing. I play red. Anybody can play it free online.
    on December 27th 2009, 07:41 PM
  • elchupacabra : fucking screaming was the best part keep it up man plz more scrmz
    on October 31st 2009, 05:18 PM
  • nerdsome : I actually liked this including the vocals. Nice one yo!
    on September 1st 2009, 02:19 AM
  • sonic toast : i lol'd. song is good. screaming could have been better
    on July 23rd 2009, 08:22 AM
  • Austin : The lyrics are really great, although I love Pokemon monopoly lol. The melodies are actually really good too. Joke song or not, screaming could have been better :
    on July 22nd 2009, 12:50 PM
  • Deepearthvoid : it was pretty cool until the clean EMO vocals came in. that kind of pissed me off. sorry. the song is good otherwise.
    on July 22nd 2009, 12:43 PM
  • Hugoboy : rofl
    on July 22nd 2009, 12:06 PM
  • Cesque : Those lyrics are brilliant. Also true.
    on July 22nd 2009, 12:01 PM
  • NOM STAR : "Was all the pokedollars made, worth all the pokeblood?" LAWL'd.
    on July 22nd 2009, 09:07 AM
  • retroboytimo : finally! are those vocals inhale or exhale? this was a great concept, you should make more like this!
    on July 22nd 2009, 04:28 AM
  • SprinklesOverIdaho : this is actually pretty sweet! if the vocals were a little better it would probably make the song better but i still like it! And i love the title :D
    on July 21st 2009, 11:51 PM
  • Leave Luck to Heaven : Okay vocals are not so good. But i like your guitar stuff :) if i were you i would stick with playin guitar
    on July 21st 2009, 11:25 PM
  • Norrin_Radd : Vocals remind me of Gorguts - Obscura album. I am such a sucker for chiptune metal. I dig this dude. No jokes here. make more!
    on July 21st 2009, 10:31 PM
  • PlayItLoud! : by singing do you mean "rawrrawrrawr" or "lalala"?
    on July 21st 2009, 09:52 PM
  • infradead : well once the singing starts it sucks. sorry. enjoyed it up till that part though..
    on July 21st 2009, 09:52 PM
  • GrawrImaZombie : "Money Grab was Super Effective!!! against my childhood dreams." You sir, are a genius.
    on July 21st 2009, 09:01 PM
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