Dexter

Crystal Castles pisstake

this is me, with 2 crystal castles songs to rip out of, a crappy mike and fl studio. didnt take me long. lyrics:: diamond drastic bleeding pain we seek our to steal your fame with our evil thefting schemes we will rip your work which means we take samples from all your work rip it up and out it squirts into crappy repeting scenester mush whilst hiding our faces behind bricks we dont know how to talk for ourselves apple man does that for us we also like to steal art and make up excuses for it what is chiptune we do say when we know what it is anyway look at us we have fake names one of us is really from a shakespeare claudio or ethan he's our man he's the bannana with a plan he scours websites looking for things to rip when he finds it he goes bang and puts it into a program of your choice live fl acid audacity? Diamond Drastic Bleeding Pain Our music will drive you insane My voice sounds like its really sore but thats put on im really a mummies girl we are such annoying twats no yes you might as well take my brain away the music doesnt need it anyway all of the tunes are made by lo bat well most of them i pretend im practicing whereas im not go and jump into a boiling pit of lava we say to chiptuners whats lava anyway whats a nintendo anyway? whats music?

Comments

nixo : kooooodooooooos
at October 7th 2008, 03:33 PM

sally zero : lol i hadn't seen this... I really like it, but i really ROFLed when i looked at the lyrics
at October 7th 2008, 07:56 AM

supermarleyentertainment : so well done, i fucking love this. you hit the nail right on the head with this one
at September 28th 2008, 09:45 AM

Dexter : then ill do a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff
at September 27th 2008, 02:12 PM

velo : I bet Crystal Castles will rip off this song into another ripoff. So it'll be a ripoff... of a ripoff.
at September 27th 2008, 01:04 PM

Dexter : I couldnt give a shit mr fuck you. go and jump in a pit of boiling lava or something
at September 27th 2008, 01:11 AM

Teh Forsterer : Aww another upset CC fanboy, Dexter your a genius, parodying a shit band and insulting their fans in one go.
at September 26th 2008, 08:13 AM

Fuck you : Idiot.
at September 26th 2008, 08:09 AM

Shonen : MEGALOLZ! It's wrong how much you sound like the singer :P
at September 23rd 2008, 04:12 PM

chipzel : LMAO i love CC, even though they are ripoffs. But this is excellent haha
at September 22nd 2008, 01:25 PM

Random : Hahaha, this is hilarious! ^_____________^
at September 17th 2008, 12:44 PM

naomisample : nicey... you are funny!!!
at September 9th 2008, 03:04 PM

BANJ! : Yes.
at September 9th 2008, 02:45 PM

n0xious : haha, i guarantee you'll hear this song next time they are on tv, and rip you off for it :P
at September 9th 2008, 02:25 PM

note to self : i love you.
at August 31st 2008, 12:08 PM

Teh Forsterer : You should redo this for the album, or make a bigger better version.
at August 31st 2008, 11:55 AM

daaavidd : ahahahaha! :)
at August 30th 2008, 04:34 PM

microchip : Fucking epic!
at August 24th 2008, 02:22 PM

OMFFGZZ - BiT : lol this is funny, they deserve it though!!
at August 24th 2008, 01:27 PM

Stevens : fuck me this is revelatory
at May 7th 2008, 02:47 PM

Moral Edge : Lol, Made my day this did
at May 7th 2008, 07:15 AM

Dot M8rix : Dexter, this is inspired! Is there anything you CAN'T do? I'm hoping that you're shit at cooking or something, so I have the upper hand somewhere...
at May 7th 2008, 04:29 AM

1-800-ZOMBIE : i've been wanting to make a band called POOPY PALACES and make songs like for a long time. brilliant!
at May 6th 2008, 05:42 PM

Christopher Jion : if that doesn't settle their hash I have no idea what will! Bravo.
at May 6th 2008, 05:38 PM

miasma : "Coming soon on an unreleased Crystal Castles Collab!" *Wink*
at May 6th 2008, 05:11 PM

calmdownkidder : /bows I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!
at May 6th 2008, 03:09 PM

Dauragon187 : I want to be like you when I grow up.
at May 6th 2008, 03:08 PM

GAIDEN music : haha i didnt realise any of that about crystal castles until you made this. dexter you brainwashed me. Having seen crystal castles live they do put on a good show. even if the music isnt all that xD
at May 6th 2008, 02:22 PM

Star City Secrets : THIS IS TOO GOOD lyrics are fantastic you are too talented especially for someone as young as yourself. keep the work up man, you truely are a legend!
at May 6th 2008, 02:16 PM

akira||8GB : Hahahahahaha! We have a winner!
at May 6th 2008, 02:15 PM

Anamanaguchi : dude that was fucking rad
at May 6th 2008, 01:29 PM

PDF format : i am going to release a CC song, with a different drum beat over top, and the "cat" sound from Mario Paint, and call it "This is my Song" - PDF Format
at May 6th 2008, 01:19 PM

ericskiff : amazing.
at May 6th 2008, 12:24 PM

PewPewLaserGun : OMGLUL. =DDD
at May 6th 2008, 12:11 PM

audiopanda : sounds really good :))
at May 6th 2008, 12:01 PM

TRASHAPPY! : haha being a huge CC fan despite all the shit going down with them, I actually really like this :D
at May 6th 2008, 11:54 AM

Unicorn Kid : ahah this is good
at May 6th 2008, 11:42 AM

Saxon : hahahah this is better than them.
at May 6th 2008, 11:33 AM

Teh Forsterer : Damn good, sounds just like them =D Better.
at May 6th 2008, 11:31 AM

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