Alitalia flight safety card by Bit Shifter
I got reprimanded by a flight attendant for working on a Game Boy track on a flight back from Europe, she sternly showed me this flight safety card clearly indicating "no Game Boys." I stole the shit out of it of course.
Comments
Supervillain 9000 : SONY propaganda to sell more PSPs!
at February 28th 2008, 08:48 AM
varia vaku : Ahaha that's just crazy... Why is using game boys dangerous? xD Must be the same thing as for the cell phones, it's not dangerous at all, they just want to make you use their stuff and pay for it... What did you do instead of working on the track?^^
at January 17th 2008, 11:36 AM
saskrotch : why is that lady pushing the kids seat forward
it's because he was playing his gameboy and is causing the plane to crash
she is so pissed at that little boy for killing them all
at January 8th 2008, 10:04 AM
AtomicMilkMan : "Please do not remove from aircraft" = too bad, choo lose, shtupid airlines.
at December 31st 2007, 01:02 AM
10k : Devo.
at December 28th 2007, 09:34 PM
Jump! Press Start : when I fly home to the isle of man from blackpool, I sometimes have the plane to myself, and the pilot says I can keep my phone on if i like!!
at December 22nd 2007, 06:33 AM
b-knox : thems ppls aren't even reals!! how is o2 supposed to help them?!?!?!
at December 7th 2007, 10:48 AM
herr_prof : luckily it doesnt saying anything about gp2x
at December 7th 2007, 10:45 AM
Bit Shifter : Actually I was beating the shit out of the pilot at the time, but I didn't see anything about that on the safety card so, call me crazy, I assumed it was okay.
at December 7th 2007, 10:14 AM
!oven rake! : Knowing you, you were probably smokin a pack of menthols, yappin' on your cellphone, rocking out to some manowar, and playing that faggot gameboy shit. No wonder she hassled you
at December 7th 2007, 09:44 AM
TheIncredibleMasterE : I'M ARMED WITH A BLASTOISE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT, BYOTCH!!! XD
at November 19th 2007, 05:21 PM
MM : no that quite serious. it happens almost every day! somebody jumps up holding a gameboy, "Watch out I have Pokémon in this gameboy and I know how to use it!!!!"
at November 15th 2007, 02:08 AM
TheIncredibleMasterE : It should be a Sin for you not to have at least a Gameboy (Game Cartrige or not!) on an Airplane! You could have gotten what you were working on (probably, depending on how long the flight was.) finished! THE HORROR! T_T (No, I am not crazy, just in a good mood! ;)
at November 14th 2007, 05:32 PM
kidgamma : yah that's right because nes is better
at November 14th 2007, 04:00 PM
Circuitsound : Should have explaied how
"She best not repeat what she just said or you'll press start and cause a major engine failer" =P
at November 13th 2007, 01:50 PM
Starmelt : tracking on planes = shit. I usually dont do that cause of the pressure in my feeble ears.
at November 13th 2007, 12:05 PM
lore_b : ehy! how are you?i'm soory 'cos the bodyguards in florence didn't let me say goodbye to you, Nullsleep and Otro...
=)
at November 13th 2007, 11:12 AM
dotdUmmy : That's insane. LSDJ'ing is my favorite in-flight pastime!
at November 13th 2007, 09:26 AM
hellostereo : use atari or commodore! hahaha
at November 13th 2007, 07:58 AM
10FootBallerina : i had to laff. @ the pic. 3life sentences+2after life sentences+"this beat isnt gonna.."...
at November 13th 2007, 05:32 AM
Karma : What goes around gets back to Bitshiter
at November 13th 2007, 04:43 AM
cacatnada : hahaha our response : use lsdj emulator in flight ^^ hahaha :stupidus:
at November 12th 2007, 07:54 PM
disassembler : My response would've been, "I can't stop now! This beat isn't going to make itself!"
at November 12th 2007, 07:25 PM
e.s.c. : holy shit...i really DO use a game boy every time i fly....i could never take this airline...shit it says you cant use a discman either....is minidisc ok to them?
at November 12th 2007, 04:57 PM
acrocosm : i miss those years when smoking on a plane was perfectly fine '_' glad i haven't travelled with alitalia too, weird anti-gameboy nazis ¬_¬
at November 12th 2007, 04:43 PM
UnicornDreamAttack : 0010100 i was jj ... if you try to smoke on a flight i think they call you a terrorist and you go to jail for 3 life sentences and 2 afterlife sentences.
at November 12th 2007, 03:08 PM
0010100 : why do american flights let you smoke? :S
Its against the law to smoke in any public roofed area of workplace here! haha
at November 12th 2007, 02:04 PM
Chip Champion : blatant anti-gameboy propoganda!!! why does the man always got to bring us down?
at November 12th 2007, 12:33 PM
UnicornDreamAttack : aww man... the best place to work on a track is on a flight, too. ;(
woh! you cant even smoke?!
at November 12th 2007, 12:10 PM
acrocosm : ahahahahahah evil alitalia
at November 12th 2007, 12:00 PM
Shonen : How dare they?! Do they know no morals?!
at August 19th 2008, 09:31 AM